Francois Hollande’s Hairdresser Receives a 6-Figure Salary

Sacré bleu! French taxpayers were displeased to discover they’ve been paying a six-figure bill to style President Francois Hollande’s hair. Virtually no one adores French President Francois Hollande. He’s endured protests in the streets over his policies and challenges to his re-election from his own administration. Last week, his disapproval rating dipped to 90% amid French… Read More »

Clinical Study on Ethnic Nasal Plastic Surgery Proves it May Have Helped Michael Jackson’s Self-Esteem

Dr. Oleh Slupchynskyj, published a ground-breaking study in 2008 that statistically proves a Cosmetic Rhinoplasty (Nose Job) procedure can result in very high patient satisfaction postoperatively and consistently increase self-esteem in African-American patients. Patients did not lose self-confidence because of Plastic Surgery. Presidential candidate, Donald Trump stated about Michael Jackson, “He was an unbelievably talented guy…. Read More »